June 2012
If I was Elena I would run, but in fact I would have sex with damon first!
– ‘If you were Elena who would you choose?’ — Mystic Moon Con (via ianinaforever)
When I first heard Elena would become a vampire, I thought PLAY TIME!
– Ian at Mystic Moon Convention. (via i-will-never-let-you—go)
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when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
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My followers better all reblog this.
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REBLOG FOLLOWERS.
As long as you’re willing to love, you’re alright in my book <3
i fucking love this.
This is amazing <3
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If you don’t rebolg this:
Nina: I have fallen in love with two boys in Bulgaria...but sadly I cant take them with me.
Me: I have fallen in love with two boys not in Blugaria...but sadly I still cant take them with me.
The only difference is that she is talking about cats and I am talking about Mr.Smolder Holder and PDub.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
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everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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Those fries could be salted with tears
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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight